What is NOT Tai Chi?

A lot of misleading information is circulated about Tai Chi; to know what something is, it helps to know what it isn’t. Tai Chi isn’t: A dance done under cherry blossom trees / Waving your arms about in silk pyjamas / Only for pensioners who can barely shuffle / A girlie wiggle / An alternative to Yoga. No, wait… / A useless martial art / An invincible martial art (think “guns”) / Vogueing at 33rpm / Easy to learn